Tourism Follies! pretty funny. check it out?

new zealand tourism
♥♥♥Bored asked:


Local Yokels:

“So, you live in Plymouth. What city is that in?”

“England? Can you get there by train?” — Asked of an English tourist in the United States.

“England? That’s in London, isn’t it?” — Asked of an English tourist in the United States.

“England? That’s near Paris, the city of love!” — Asked of an English tourist in the United States.

“Do they have beer there?” — Asked of an English tourist in a bar in the United States.

“So, you guys are from Ireland — did you drive across?” — Asked of two Irish women on a trip to Delaware.

“You’re from New Zealand, aren’t you? That’s just off the southeast corner of Canada, isn’t it?” — Asked of a New Zealander on a trip to Washington D.C.

“After moving here, how were you able to know what the speed limit was? Could you read our traffic signs?” — Asked of a Canadian who moved to the United States.

“You’re from America? Do you know my cousin Patrick in Chicago?” — Asked of a tourist from Connecticut in Ireland.

“New Zealand is a state in Australia, right?” — Asked of an Australian, travelling abroad.

“How do you get around, since you don’t have any cars?” — Asked of an Australian, travelling abroad.

“You don’t have electricity there, do you?” — Asked of an Australian, travelling abroad.

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Comments (2)

akelaamyJune 2nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm

Ha, Ha — those were great!!

DARJune 3rd, 2009 at 11:28 pm

An american mean tunnel connects the two countries nowadays.
The point of view of an american mean tunnel connects the point of an american mean tunnel connects the two countries nowadays.
The two countries nowadays.